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 Hey guys, I assume you've heard of the huge 'Bigfoot corpse hoax' on CNN? Well, I must say I was a tad bit dissapointed jk lol I dont really believe in bigfoot(bigfoot lovers dont hurt me! >.<) But I was sort of hoping that it wasn't a hoax you know? I finally wanted to go to school and go,


"Holy hell! Did you guys hear about the bigfoot corpse?! Sure makes you skittish to go into the woods now right? God, those bigfoot lovers proved us wrong!"


But no...

Instead I say,


" Hey can you believe the bigfoot corpse was actually made of a gorilla halloween costume stuffed with dead rotten animal parts? eewwwwws!! >.<"


Still however the world reacts to this hoax-I still find it amusing to think how low people will go to try and prove bigfoot ^-^ lol jk And if bigfoot is real? I would like to say to him or her lol jk ,


" Mrs./Mr. bigfoot, I promise I wont be like those rude people on T.V. and mess with your dear all friend 'Sasquatch'-I swear!! You can  have as much  beef jerky  as you please! ^-^ "

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